Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

sneeze shy

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.

emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"

by raddy daddy June 15, 2020

shy

shower or bath

Lebron: EW i’m covered in this stuff, i call first shy when we get home

by C-Cock October 19, 2023

take a shy

to take a shower or bathe

Lebron: Ew, you got this stuff all over me man
Mr. Beast: yea man you should take a shy when we get home

by C-Cock October 20, 2023

shy gang

shy gang is a gang, where the people hold their hand on their mouth. the creator of the gang is Mohammed Ali Sald

eyy that nigga is with the shy gang
look at that shy gang boi

by Shy gang BOIIIII November 2, 2018

Shy Guy Metals

Founded in 1987, they own mines all over the planet. Minerals are mined up and sold to companies all over the planet. Found in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Shy Guy Metals is hiring.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Shy

When you accidently type Shy instead of Why. Normally the recipent of your message will go along with it, not calling you out on your idiotic mistake.

Person: Can I have $50
you: Shy?
Person: Need Gas Money

by dontreallywanttogiveone March 22, 2022