shut your ass

another form of "shut up", similar to "shut your mouth" or "shut your face."

- I won the lotto yesterday.
- Bullshit, shut your ass.

by KRHimself June 25, 2005

Shut up retard

1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.

2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.

1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard

2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!

by Obamagay74731 May 20, 2019

Shut Up Police

A person who is constantly "shh"ing everyone, even when they aren't talking

**silence in the classroom**
Daniel: SHH!!
Emma: We didn't say anything Daniel
Daniel:SHH!
Steven: God damn, we can't even breathe with the shut up police here

by Stephen S September 30, 2005

Shut ur vagina

Shut the fuck up, Insult to a guy that is being a bitch and needs to take out his tampon and grow a pair

-The fuckin broncos lost again the Chargers just got lucky.
-Dude shut ur vagina and stop crying cuz ur team sucks balls.

by Ninja Ky January 16, 2011

Shut yo dick

Another way of telling someone to "shut up"

Shut yo dick, nigga!

by fo'te gangstalicious January 15, 2009

Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann September 5, 2005

Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

by kj17 July 7, 2012