sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019

Sesh

When you and a group of people get fuckeddd out of ur heads on drugs and beer and you feel sickkkk and sesh it.

THE SESH LIFE IS THE BEST LIFE BITCHESSSS!

“ hey bro , do u wanna come get on a phatttt sesh”
“Is that even a fookin question u sesh gremlin “

by LsdLiv October 13, 2019

Sesh

London urban slang for oral sex.

ayyyy did u pattern sesh from that yat
(did you receive a blowjob from that girl)

by lololol234 May 30, 2018

Sesh

Sesh, a time spent with a group of people doing drugs commonly cocaine and getting as fucked as possible.

Did you bring the cocaine for the sesh tonight

by Cocaine Danny June 11, 2018

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

ice cream sesh

ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️

person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌

by babygirl call me daddy x April 25, 2020

Sesh

When you take drugs or drink alcohol and have a great fucking time

Me: this is gonna be a mental sesh

by SJ03 April 26, 2020