Sesh

A meeting of uneducated teens who think its cool to drink and smoke in front of people so that everyone knows how edgy and sad each one of them is because life has no better joy than getting wasted when your 14 and dying at 20

Dylan: Hey Fionn, I've been at my grandmas all day, it was so boring!
Simon: Do you know what you need? A SESH!!!
Dylan: aw yeah boi lets get wasted yno like yolo and all dat shit
Simon: ye yolo man like we only 15, we could die tomorrow yno what im saying???
Dylan: yeah like we gonna die anyway why not make it sooner rather than later?
Simon: we're so much more educated than our parents.

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.

leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

sesh killer

a pussy who can’t hang

Matt is is a sesh killer , did you see him at the party.

by john frankson February 25, 2018

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

sesh

getting mangled to the point where you have less than 0 brain cells left staring at a bag of k or coke at 6am at the crack of day light licking the remainders shivering in a blanket in the smokers

the sesh will turn you into a zombi from black ops

by mrshemmo1996 November 12, 2019

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019