sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019

Sesh

Short slang form of "session". Hip as fuck way of saying or pronouncing "session"

Wow Kenzie, you sure did set yourself up for that roast "sesh" with that super on fleek salt rock. However it would look better with a lava lamp or a lightning ball because it would really set the mood.

by 1bb7 May 16, 2019

Sesh

When you and a group of people get fuckeddd out of ur heads on drugs and beer and you feel sickkkk and sesh it.

THE SESH LIFE IS THE BEST LIFE BITCHESSSS!

“ hey bro , do u wanna come get on a phatttt sesh”
“Is that even a fookin question u sesh gremlin “

by LsdLiv October 13, 2019

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

after sesh

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics

fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt

by i will yeah September 4, 2017

mup the sesh

Cork slang, used when a gang of friends go and have a great night drinking alcohol

"Dean kearney has 24 cans of tesco lager, mup the sesh!!!

by Coldones April 19, 2018

Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.

by shahed October 20, 2017