Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all
by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007

A Character in "The book of Bjorf" plays no part in the main story but can go from dimension to dimension with his scooter. Mr.Pimp has a distinguished look with his jeweled top hat and accessories.
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
He genuinely has no part in the story but occasionally comes from his portal in the background of each scene or event of "The book of Bjorf"
by IAMBJORF November 18, 2022

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
by Josh Cody March 5, 2009

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by bbconcarti April 20, 2022
