schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)

"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"

by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

shitting

1. the act of crapping in a tolit

2. the state of being pissed off.

3. crapping on some one else to achive sexual gratification.

1. dont bother me im shitting

2. he was shitting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.

3. i can belive alice was shitting on tom. she is a freak

by satan666 October 10, 2006

Shitting Rainbows

The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)

WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)

by Twistedtoybox June 28, 2009

Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011

shitting

A word replacing another word.

"What are you shitting today?"

"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"

person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"

by just.made September 5, 2009

schlifting

When one searches his/her apartment, dorm room, living room, etc. for left over amounts of soda, beer, etc. in left over cans and bottles strewn across the room.

I was so hung over I went schlifting through the old party cans scattered about my room

by Zeiek August 23, 2006