johnson sauce

1. seminal fluid
2. cum
3. skeet skeet skeet!

i bet the tube sock next to his bed is filled with johnson sauce!

by lllllllcKlllllll April 15, 2008

Sober Sauce

water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over

Apan: dude, i'm so wasted. pass me the sober sauce.
LOVEMASTER: chug! chug!

by da duckster February 16, 2006

puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.

Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!

by BRonin357 April 4, 2009

welfare sauce

Ketchup or catsup whatever u choose to call it.....makes almost anything taste better.

This meatloaf tastes like crap.....it needs some welfare sauce!!!

by deb b doo October 8, 2009

schezuan sauce

Sauce made my McDonalds for a brief time with a sponsorship with the Disney movie Mulan. Its internet fame took off after an episode of Rick and Morty made multiple references to the discontinued sauce. It may come back in 2018 with the live action Mulan movie.

He's selling a packet of Schezuan Sauce on Ebay for $500.00.

I would kill myself just to taste one packet of Schezuan Sauce.

by SchezuanLover22 April 16, 2017

Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

Raw Sauce

2 plus 2 is 4,

minus 1 that's three,

quick maths

big man shaq: your girl knows I've got the sauce , no ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce

by roadman wub April 20, 2018