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san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.
Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night
by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021
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University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
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San Francisco Pancake

The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flapjack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flapjack."
by Roostertail September 17, 2020
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San Francisco Art Institute

a private college of contemporary art in San Francisco, California. Founded in 1871. The school closed permanently in July 2022.
San Francisco Art Institute was one of the oldest art schools in the United States and the oldest west of the Mississippi River.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Skip Hop San Francisco Bop

A bay area drink ordered in jest. Bartender’s choice. Preferably something putrid.
Why hello there, I’ll have a Skip Hop San Francisco Bop please
by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
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San Francisco standoff

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.
by Real neam May 6, 2025
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San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
by Kakeman May 7, 2020
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