by Mr.Smoov December 08, 2015
A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.
by daddylvsu69 October 03, 2018
Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
by Northern1000 January 09, 2018
Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.
by Cptcrob December 24, 2017
A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009
Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!
Spiders don't cry, dumbass.
They will!
Spiders don't cry, dumbass.
They will!
by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 11, 2017
Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.
by no-one likes him April 18, 2019