When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.
by Awkward words specialist November 9, 2016
Get the Relationship Thingymug. Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 26, 2023
Get the Toxic Relationshipmug. by squeeze_box April 28, 2011
Get the un-relationshipmug. Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
by donb2 January 8, 2014
Get the lazy relationshipmug. by 5starSkills May 4, 2017
Get the FaceTime relationshipmug. A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018
Get the Relationship Huntermug. A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
Get the Jesus Relationshipmug.