scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Chop Meat Records

Chop Meat Records is a Group Of Musicians localized in the Inland Northwest. They Consist of Several Different Groups, solo acts, and collaborations, mainly Producing genres like Hip-Hop, Horror-core and underground music for the people who are sick of hearing the mainstream mind-bending, brainwashed bullshit (Auto-Tune).

Yo, Lets Go To A Chop Meat Show. Only 5$! Have You seen Chop Meat Records Show?

by A Local Ninja August 31, 2011

put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

by LucretiaMacevil November 12, 2010

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

The record player

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!

Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee September 4, 2008

Rectocele

a hernia of the rectum into the vagina

a rectocele can happen when getting boned from behind and poking a hole through to the vagina

by mrln December 14, 2008