Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

Piteo

When ur mom so thicc you fuck your dad.

Dude I’m about to pull a Piteo.

by anonymous June 13, 2018

piteos

Piteos are fruit + cool strawberry. delicious ice brekers.

Hey Jacob, want some piteos?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

pretendtial

To speak and act as if you will do something social, when in fact you know you will not.

At 10 pm in pajamas with pizza delivery en route, Sally knows the prospect of ending up with friends at the bar tonight are pretendtial.

by Mrs. Mishi February 6, 2019

Piter pater

An action describing one who is taking their time, going unnecessarily slow and annoying

Don’t piter pater, just git at’er

by The MadMexican February 11, 2019

pratected

The word "protected" spelled wrong

Teacher (Jivka): Pratect the class everybody
Student: Pratected xDDD

by The Pratected One March 13, 2019

Poitevin

A definite buster. If you’re reading this you’re a total poitevin

He really poitevined that up

by GreggTheBuster September 24, 2019