Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch within 5km radius, usually between the hours of 6-7am

E.g. Christian 'Ricky Bobby' abandoned his fellow colleagues after picking up the fresh scent of a pouch.
"Christian the Pouch sniffer is using his Ricky Bobby eyes to get a sniff"

by Danskii October 28, 2021

Nookie pouch

A fat vagina or lady parts

Damn courtney, you have a fat ass nookie pouch.

by Tripplaces January 14, 2018

Medusa pouch

(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.

I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.

by J4N35H December 9, 2010

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

Pouche

When you are so deep under the influence that Pouche is the only thing you could manage to call somebody

"Yeah, that's really funny ya pouche!"

"Dude, who are you talking to?"

by YungKrysto May 8, 2016