pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 9, 2016

Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

by otto-man empire January 3, 2017

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021