global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

voluntarily pooping in the bag

the prank involving pooping in a bag, setting it on fire and putting it on someone's doorstop, the person supplying the mass

"make sure to eat alot before you voluntarily pooping in the bag" - danny g

by Jerry Jenitalia October 30, 2025

Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.

I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.

by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Winnie the Poohing

When your boyfriend refuses to take off his shirt during sex.

Last night, Jason and I had sex, and he didn't take off his shirt again. He's always Winnie the Poohing me. ::cringe::

by Emilygotcinnamonmunched December 30, 2021