Auto Pilot

another word for retardation

Guy 1: "Hey, you can't make sex jokes with a girl you just met, that's disrespectful!"
ALPHA PANDA HAQIB SHAKIB: "nah bro i'm just on auto pilot"

by Sania Jamil November 24, 2021

Bomber Pilot

A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.

I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.

Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!

by Nimitz November 24, 2013

Sunshine Pilot

A pilot who has not yet attained an Instrument Rating - the qualification required to fly in instrument meteorological conditions, such as through clouds or in thick fog.

"I was hoping to take the Cirrus for a spin today but it's thick as mud out there!"

"Sucks to be a sunshine pilot."

by herniasauce December 1, 2017

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022