Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!

by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021

A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

Russo-Persian Wars

The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 1826–1828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.

"The Qajar Era Suffered 2 Losses In The Russo-Persian Wars."

by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023

silver chinchilla Persian

Fluffy white cat with smushed face and a large dong. Likes to lay on the ground with belly up and legs spread out.

Damn, Felix is one fine silver chinchilla Persian.

by OriginalLexicographer October 26, 2022

A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

by stupid penis guy June 8, 2025