paranoing

The state of being paranoid

You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.

by BTAS-K July 31, 2004

paranoy

The act of making someone or paranoid. The active verb form of the word paranoia.

The thought of the plane crashing and disentegrating into billions of pieces paranoys me.

by Joey Monster May 13, 2005

Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.

Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*

by option40 October 21, 2011

Palancing

Trinidad Soca Monarchs JW and Blaze coined the derived term ’palancing’’. Although claimed as theirs, formed by simply removing the ’R’’ from the word ’parlance’’. The term is ’Jack Palancing’’ which is a linguistic device known as rhyming slangs (later to be called Cockney rhyming slangs). These rhyming slangs, peculiar to most languages were slangs in which words were replaced by a word or phrase with which they rhymed. Another form of rhyming slangs was called reduplication as in such terms as ’hoity toity’’, ’namby pamby’’, ’nitty gritty’’, ’itsy bitsy’’ etc.

The term ’Jack Palancing’’ simply means dancing. Its origin may be more Irish than Cockney. As a matter of fact, one well-known Cockney rhyming slang is ’donkey’s ears’’ meaning ’years’’.

Reference: "Origin of 'palance'". Trindad Express, Feb. 16, 2010.

We going palancing tonight!

by trini9999 March 19, 2010

Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops

Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016

Jack Palance

To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.

So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006