Greenwood Packer

When someone has uses both fists, one in the vagina, the other in anal cavity. Fisting them both simultaneously

Mike, used his bulbous hands to greenwood packer her.

by HIHFTY69 August 13, 2023

sack packer

One who teabags. Can mean in real life or in a video game.

Random conversation: That guy's a total fucking sack packer.

After dieing in Halo 3: Fuck, I was killed. Fuck you you teabagging sack packer! (after seeing some noob teabagging the corpse)

by Kid Aqua December 15, 2007

skoal packer

A slur for dumbass cousin fuckers with 3 teeth in their skull. A skoal packer is usually retarded to some capacity and has one set of grandparents because he’s inbread.

Smart person: Are you dipping?

Skoal packer: Damn right! Skoal is the best thing since family orgies!

by SpaceVio May 15, 2022

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 8, 2010

Packer

A silicone prosthetic pp that transmasc people put in their pants to give the appearance of a bulge.

I shoved a packer down my pants and now I have a dick bulge.

by Ig_im_ollie November 23, 2022

Packers

The opposite of true underdogs, despite being from a small town/market.

The Bears were to football what the Yankees are to baseball in overall games won (though the Packers tend to be more dominant in championships) until the Packers took yet another thing from them. Are the Bears gonna keep letting them get away with shit like that?

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

packer

a long skinny object used to pack weed into a joint. This object can be anything on hand.

A pencil is a good packer.
In a pinch you can use eyeliner to pack the joint.
"ayo, can you pass the packer" *then someone hands you a long stick*

by urmom1969 April 2, 2021