Jacob

Jacob is a mf legend. He gets all the girls and never gets nervous

He loses his temper quite often but never retaliates

Jacob is so good in bed his smile is irresistible and has a very large one

He is the sweetest person I know

Jacob:hey
Girl:OMG! Let's go to my room

Jacob:okay b

by Spacegoon101 May 1, 2019

jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

by ashley jacobs September 1, 2006

Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

by Wilburt September 5, 2008

Jacob

He’s degenerate scum who has a hard time thinking

Watch out Jacob might shit himself

by Breadstick June 13, 2020

Jacob

He’s trash in general at any video game

Aye look he pulled a Jacob lmao he’s dogshit

by Jacob is trash at 2k and R6 October 10, 2020

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019