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zluks mapping

zluks mapping is a type of mapping that is beyond comprehendible by common peasants.
"Hey have you heard of zluks mapping" "Yeah of course man but I don't really understand it" "I know, hes a god above all beings or something"
by zluks May 4, 2022
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MAP

A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
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MAP

“ ugh, that girl is acting like such a map.”
by Dancingnate1234 January 29, 2018
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bing maps

Imagine using bing maps. Bruh
This idiot uses bing maps.
by Deadboydoor517 June 20, 2022
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MAP

Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name
by House1992 March 30, 2015
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Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her
Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.
by Tim September 3, 2004
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MAP

A MAP stands for a Minor Attracted Person, basically mentally insane people who are attracted to children, also known as Pedophiles.
John: All these fucking MAPs are disgusting!
Jimmy: Yeah, I 100% agree.
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