Nothing to Tweet About

modern update of the antiquated 'nothing to write home about'

Megan 'Hey, how was last night?'
Caroline 'Meh. Nothing to tweet about'

by LilyCornucopia October 2, 2010

Nothing But Net

When one swallows ejaculate straight down the throat during oral sex, without any semen entering or touching the sides of the mouth or tongue - Swish, nothing but net.

That girl gave me the best blowjob of my life, she swallowed me deep, nothing but net.

by Maida_gc April 21, 2021

nothing personnel, kid

A misspelling of "nothing personal, kid" meant to detect the presence of newfags, who, unaware of the in-joke, will attempt to correct the spelling. Similar in purpose to phrases such as "turn 360 degrees and walk away" or "RIP in pieces".

veteran: "*Teleports behind you* Psssh, nothing personnel, kid."
newbie: "I think you mean to say nothing personal?"
veteran: "Psssh, you must be new here."

by oldfag12345 March 31, 2019

do nothing bitch

When a female lets the man do everything for her as in work and take care of her. Also known as a DNB.

I can take care of myself. I ain't no do nothing bitch!

by Unome September 27, 2015

nothing much hbu

bruh they need to stop talking to them and leave the conversation. this dry ass shit will make you actually wanna have sex with a boomer instead of talking to you. just block them and move on

him: hey cutie wassup?
Her: nothing much hbu?

Him: I just remembered I have to go shave my vagina.. bye

*blocked*

by aud the god March 19, 2020

And nothing of value was lost

A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.

1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!

by asterios jones June 22, 2011

do nothing bitch

DNB. A bitch who just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by someone else. -Ronda Rousey

"Listen, just because my body was developed for a purpose other than fucking millionaires doesn't mean it's masculine.' I think it's femininely bad-ass as fuck because there's not a single muscle on my body that isn't for a purpose. Because, I'm not a {do nothing bitch}." - Ronda Rousey

by Leo7CL September 23, 2015