Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016

The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

by Pimp Daddy Sam January 06, 2021

single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)

Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.

by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009

single bullet doctrine

The doctrine that in diplomacy or the international political field assassination can be a very effective means of avoiding war. Formally coined as a phrase in an opinion piece by journalist John Stanton in October 2002.

The coinage is a reference to a comment regarding the possibility of a war against Saddam Hussein in Iraq. In a press conference Ari Fleischer, the White House spokesman, said: "The cost of a one-way ticket is substantially less than the cost of war. The cost of one bullet, if the Iraqi people take it on themselves, is substantially less than that.

(http://www.newsinsider.org/editorials/bullet_meets_the_bone.html)

While dealing with a tyrannical dictatorship, I would support the single bullet doctrine.

by hyperides January 08, 2009

canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

by dirtydanshow May 07, 2019

single white female

v: to imitate to the point of stalking. Based on the movie of the same name.

"Hey, this girl is single white femaling me. I can't get her off my back!"

by jes October 23, 2003

single mother lover

Term for a bloke who deliberately goes after single mums, on account of their low self esteem, gaping open fannies, and expectation of being shit on repeatedly - started by Patrick from the Logans, on their single - SingleMotherLover

He's a right fucking single mother lover, as soon as he see's the buggy his fucking eyes light up

by Don Logan August 15, 2006