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New Haven

PIZZA. pepe's, the spot, sally's, bar, dayton street. Downtown where the meatheads roam and 16 year old girls show ID's made of paper to go to alchemy, oracle, nikkita, gotham, sci-fi, ponchos. quinnipiac kids welcome, yale kids stay at the f'in library. ball at edgewood park during the day, concerts on the green every saturday night, rest in peace new haven coliseum. you have cross, hillhouse, career high schools, SCSU, the farnham house, slums, bums, million dollar cribs, champagne hoes with kool-aid money. The dopest city in CT, elm city baby 203.
where a 2 hour wait on wooster street is nothing for pepe's clams casino: New Haven.
by jr. hoodnut July 16, 2008
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New City

Town in Rockland County. AKA "Jew City". Middle schoolers hang out at Town, high schoolers you will never see, and nobody cares about the elementary kids. Northern New City consists of the Jappy Jewish kids, In the middle are the middle class (except for new city gardens and the condos, where all the Mexicans live), and southern new city where people that go to south live. Everyone in New City wears Abercrombie or normal attire, and anyone that is different will get made fun of. The Japs everyone HATES, they just don't know it. They live in huge houses, have a million other jap friends, spend summers in expensive camps, and wear rolling stones shirts. FAIL. Average Jap: Sow Lows, Messy Bun, and Northface jacket or batmitzfah sweatshirt. Their names are usually Nicole, Amanda, Jennifer, Jessica, Allison, Marissa, Samantha, Ect. Boy Japs are losers. They have such rich families but do crack and are complete slackers. They think they are so "ghetto". Japs in New City are hated immensely. Some cool kids live in New City, But only %5 of the population. This all sounds so stereotypical, but that's what New City is based upon. Stereotyping. The end.
*girl walks in with tye dye pants and north face*
Goth Kid: Damn new city Jap.
by Carry Underlord June 29, 2009
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Pew News

The most reliable news source on YouTube and the only source of media you can trust.

This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow
Gloria Borger just exposed Ninja on Pew News
by Nithil169 April 21, 2019
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Scat News

Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.
Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”
by Bam Writes November 26, 2014
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new bone

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!
by BfloHunnydew November 8, 2011
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New Gede

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.
Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022
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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
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