Methrosexual

What some dudes turn into when they use METH.

Yo man, I rolled the bowl with Sam & suddenly he turned methrosexual.

by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019

Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

by microHARD12 December 10, 2019

Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.

Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!

by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 22, 2021

Metrosexual

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."

John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.

by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024

metrosexual

The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)

X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.

Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.

by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025