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Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010
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Muscle Factory

A place where only the alpha males go to pump iron. Legend says their arms are bigger than your legs.
Muscle Factory - where Moulder got boulders for shoulders
by Kineton Florists March 14, 2019
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Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010
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Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017
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Italian muscle

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.
"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"
by Michelangelo November 29, 2021
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Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!
by B4NT November 28, 2011
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