bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 20, 2018

Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

muscle mass

Mike n Chris

Trentwins are the definition of muscle mass

by Lgdabuser June 22, 2023

magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"

Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.

by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022

Italian muscle

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021