a combination of a mohawk and a mullet. commonly seen as shaved on top and with a mohawk on the back of the head.
example 1:
melanie: "hey what happened to your hair? did the hair dreser not finish?"
sealmi: "no, she finished, i wanted it like this"
melanie: "oh..."
example 2:
"hey! that guy looks like hes growing a tumore on the back of his head! must me a mullhawk..."
melanie: "hey what happened to your hair? did the hair dreser not finish?"
sealmi: "no, she finished, i wanted it like this"
melanie: "oh..."
example 2:
"hey! that guy looks like hes growing a tumore on the back of his head! must me a mullhawk..."
by tamalis!! October 19, 2009
Get the mullhawk mug.An unholy joining of the Mullet and the Mohawk. Too low on the sides to be a mohawk and too high on the sides to be a mullet. Can also be referred to as the Mow-llet
Did you see the Mullhawk on Cincinnati Reds outfielder Jonny Gomes!? Who cuts their hair like that!?!?!
by Aaodrid October 14, 2010
Get the Mullhawk mug.A disgustingly ugly woman who by virtue of her appearance is guaranteed not to be the mother of any children. One who is so slobberish and vile that her very presence can be sensed by all but the most comatosed individuals who deserve an encounter with such a filthy beast. Usually found in shopping centres, clubs, pubs, zoos and abattoirs. The criteria for what constitutes a mulper can often be relaxed and the term can apply to even a mild ugly woman who might be carrying a few extra kilos, or anyone in between.
Look at that hideous mulper walking down the street at the Fringe.
Nearly succumbed to the advances of a filthy mulper last night . Fuck it was close.
There should be a law against mulpers like that. Enough to put you off your pint.
Nearly succumbed to the advances of a filthy mulper last night . Fuck it was close.
There should be a law against mulpers like that. Enough to put you off your pint.
by chemischen March 15, 2011
Get the Mulper mug.Vultures that live in the mulch.
Natural habitat: Lowes
Mortal enemies: Mulch Tigers
Prey of choice: OSLG
Can only be defeated with a team led by a feahless leadah.
Natural habitat: Lowes
Mortal enemies: Mulch Tigers
Prey of choice: OSLG
Can only be defeated with a team led by a feahless leadah.
by OSLG Bandit June 18, 2011
Get the Mulcher mug.1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011
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