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Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

Mongolian Dishwasher 

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
Mongolian Dishwasher by 3han June 7, 2025

Mongolian Rototiller

Mongolian Rototiller is when you shave your pubic hair to a unibrow and you insert your peeper in the sink wagon and you 360 around like a helicopter propeller
When Rusty went to Bangcock he paid handsomely for a mongolian rototiller.
Mongolian Rototiller by m1st3t_t4c0 February 12, 2026

Mongolian Pretzel

When two Mongolian girls interlock hands and jerk you off whilst simultaneously scissoring, thus conquering your cock
Steve, did I tell you about last summer when I studied abroad in Mongolia? I got such a crazy Mongolian Pretzel that I couldn't walk straight for a month.
Mongolian Pretzel by reverie96 February 13, 2026

Mongolian oil change

When you jerk off a horse till it cuts then proceed to fuck the horse in the ass till you cum filling it back up
Sorry im busy today I ganna go down to the farm and do a few mongolian oil changes
Mongolian oil change by Itchy10 February 27, 2026

Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls
Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.