Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006

monday love

When you just can't wait for Monday to come, usually because you'll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.

A: Oohhh.... I can't wait for Monday! I'm so excited!!!
B: You idiot! Why would you WANT to go to school???
A: Because then I can go to all my exciting classes!
*B leaves, realizing that A has "monday love"*

by Inspiratron February 11, 2008

Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.

*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."

by Perchant February 3, 2014

monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

by xalena September 23, 2006

Monday

the word you shout out when you want the first hit.
followed by the rest of your group with the name of the rest of the days of the week

dude 1:i call mondays.
dude 2: tuesdays
and so on

by NorwalkAfternoon February 13, 2009

chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 7, 2015

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010