Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

Mommy weight by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

mommy buffet 

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

mommy buffet by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

Mommy from beginning of the end 

Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk

-"Do you like that hot milf mommy from beginning of the end?"
-"No i hate her."
*kills*

Mommy from beginning of the end by Turtleonie July 16, 2021

mommy mulkers 

You can’t spell you dumb bitch

Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid”

mommy mulkers by Jocloud July 25, 2021

Mommy Blah 

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

Mommy Blah by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

Mommy banger by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022

mommy water 

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

mommy water by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022