Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.

Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025

Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach

I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me

by P90 Killer January 1, 2012

Hidden Missile

An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it

When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile

by Xceed Skipper January 5, 2019

LGM-25C Missile

In LGM-25C Missile Stage I Contained Three Gyros And The Autopilot

The Titan II or LGM-25C Missile development performance turned out of a 1959 ascent program which analyzed joining an in-silo launch ability and advanced first and second stage aircraft engines for the Titan I.1 In 1960, these schedules was formally reeling off into the Titan II or LGM-25C Missile master plan and arranged under the east-west direction of the Titan I creator, the Martin Company.... READ MORE

by crazyunic August 20, 2021

cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 8, 2023