Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.
“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”
by Shamima_69_2BorderCross_Pro February 06, 2022
she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019
Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
by tankwithteeth October 03, 2020
Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”
by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020
Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
by DeathAndMaxes March 05, 2020
by maybeimelias March 08, 2019