Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much

“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out

Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020