Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

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messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"

Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel

by Lando? June 14, 2016

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[Messy]

Meens to fail or to trip balls of a substance

Example 1

Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy

Example 2:

Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy

by Gertfag January 1, 2009

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Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies

"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"

by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018

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