Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016

Melt

A man/woman that cannot stand up for themselves and does not know how to use their fucking brain🧠.

Dave was squarein up to nathan but Nathan is such a 'melt' he dint even do shit.

by [e-mail] IG November 15, 2018

Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.

"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"

by El-Gee July 30, 2017

Melting

When someone is sucking your dick so hard your semen begins to melt

Usually when someone always talks shit about you, or they’re hating on you

melting = dick sucking

David - “Jim gotta be one of the worst football players in our team”
Steven - “ Lol ong he is just a scared runningback who doesn’t wanna get tackled. he’s the reason why the team lost 3 games in a row this season”
Jim - “holy y’all are melting me like crazy”

by Greenbird1010 December 28, 2023

Melt

Daniel Erb
Something no-one wants to be

You're such a lose, you're a melt

by dansamelt January 23, 2018