A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.
by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.
by natsukko June 8, 2021

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.
by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016

Using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty space in your heart. Feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.
Cory: " I feel so alone right now"
Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"
Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"
Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"
Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"
by Fetish_Creature November 19, 2011

by Caiaus February 1, 2018

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.
Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?
Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
by Hylo_ February 9, 2021

by huckleberry havirlak June 17, 2013
