Ligma

Ligma Nutz LOL

Friend: Did you hear Ninja Died from Ligma
You: What’s Ligma
Friend: Ligma Nutz LOL

by The_Real_Ninja February 3, 2019

ligma

mimi {mimi}

mimi died of ligma!

by howdy!dobrik! February 4, 2019

Ligma

LIGMA BALLS LMAOO jeez im a girl..why do i do this?

Person 1: hey i think u have ligma
Person 2: whats ligma
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS (lick my balls)

by Elle sunflower🌻 February 4, 2019

Ligma

Ligma is when your an absolute pro fortniter so your nan decides to give you ligma. Noobskins only get ligma if they do a fortnite dance like a gamer girl.

My nan gave me ligma because I’m a pro fortniter.

by Ligmabells February 13, 2019

Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018

Ligma

Lig-ma

Noun

1. Disease found by Tyler Blevins in the 1900's, most known for spreading to Twitch Streamers.
"It is also known as Elajigmnia, in latin terms."

2. A way to greet a person in agony.
"Ligma sir!"
"Ligma what?"

"Ligma"
"Ligma what?"
"Lijim Baels, is the right answer Mr. Blevins."
-Blevins failed in science, then had the disease in the Summer of 2018."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 12, 2018

Ligma

NINJA NINJA NINJA!

Ninja has ligma balls

by suk_mike_hok September 13, 2018