Lego

Legos are basically blocks for building

I wanna build a lego city

by Bouiamaboi December 12, 2020

Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony

When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly

by Boolder July 17, 2019

Lego

A building brick that will destroy your leg when you step on it.

Man: Ow i stepped on a lego
*leg explodes

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

Super Legos

A term used to replace shrooms or boomers around parents, siblings, cops and teachers.

These Super Legos taste decent.

by jpisme May 16, 2011

Strip LEGO

The act of removing an article of clothing every time someone or you makes a mistake when building a Lego set.

Damn, I was ass naked building the UCS Millennium Falcon (Set 75192) before I finished the first instruction book. That was a nasty session of Strip LEGO which is available on OnlyFans.

by TheLoneShower96 February 18, 2025

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023