Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 03, 2019

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 17, 2013

Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.

Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!

by Monsterwescoast April 08, 2024

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 09, 2018

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy March 04, 2018

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 06, 2017