Kelsonian

A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.

Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.

by DinnerAvenger June 3, 2011

KelsoStockwoodGroup

1.) An awesome group of people that invent practical and useful things for everyday use, ie. "Sharon's Kozy Pet Warmer".

2.) A collection of persons that always seem to come up with excellent set of ideas right when it is needed.

3.) Creative, inventive, intelligent people that always seem to make everyone's day brighter.

"Wow! That idea is so excellent it might as well been in the KelsoStockwoodGroup!"

"Have you been up researching cool all last night, or are you one of the KelsoStockwoodGroup?"

"Man, I've had a really terrible day, I just need a dose of KelsoStockwoodGroup to get everything back on track."

by WickedLostAngel October 12, 2011

kelseylee

Her name will never have a definition, she’s obviously amazing....coz I am😂(: (;

Kelseylee is sexy af😂

by DoraIDK February 4, 2019

Keylem

Smart,beautiful girl that makes wise decisions. She has fake people in her life along the way but soon makes real friends that will support her and be there for her no matter what.she sometimes feels as if she has nobody but one person helps her (her bestfriend) she meets her mister and is treated like a queen

Keylem- keylem is very outgoing

Keylem is shy when you meet her and crazy when you know her

by Jejdoxhdk June 19, 2019

Kelso

Kelso the best rapper in the world. He does lit music,lit music videos,and hit lit overall. And if any girl tryna fuck with him go for it hes da best

@kelsothegoat (btw this is not the real Kelso im just a fan of him and i love him)

KelsoDaGoat

by MaliDaGoat April 26, 2020

Keils

The Keils are a family living within the island of Samoa. They are known as ´the kings of Samoa´, and are known to party and show a good time. The keil family are heavily rooted in God and Family and music. The Keil Isles, a 1900´s rock and roll band are family to this group.

¨Hey it´s the Keils´

by ANTI-NEPHI-LEHI July 7, 2020

Kelsi

A Kelsi is a kind heart person and can be sweet, but once you get her mad. You don't want to see. When you have something on your chest and you don't want people to find out. Tell a Kelsi. When she sees one of her friends getting beat up, she will be right there in the middle to help her friend. Kelsi can be funny without even knowing it. Shy when meeting new people. She will help out and take a blame for a very close friend if she was in on it. Once she is drunk she will be very fun and says some weird stuff. Kelsi can and will fall for a guy very hard. Once when a relationship ends it takes her a long time to recover. A Kelsi LOVES music and food. She forgets what she is saying in the middle of a sentence and can become very kinky when you get her in the spirit. A Kelsi loves animals, especially cats, dogs, and wolfs. Her favorite holiday is Halloween because she loves candy and to scare people. She is an party animal. Kelsi's are hard to find when you are looking for one. Next time you go looking for a Kelsi, you can't find her she will find you. also if you end up dating a Kelsi you better treat her right. And when a Kelsi falls for a guy, she becomes a yandere and over protective when other girls that she don't know or trust are around her man, she will do anything for them and is fun in bed.

Boy : "man I wish I had a Kelsi"
Girl :" why she is crazy"

by Luna_the_wolf135 October 7, 2020