Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 17, 2017

To the ketchup

A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".

Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.

"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"

"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"

"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"

by aD4RKW4R February 06, 2019

Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.

Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.

by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018

Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 05, 2017

Hotdog Ketchup Bun

When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.

Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun

by Allaallaakkkbarr March 29, 2019

Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 01, 2024

to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 03, 2019