Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter is one of the greatest memes of all times.
Origin: ???? In 2021
Died: at r/okbuddyretard in May 2021
Origin: ???? In 2021
Died: at r/okbuddyretard in May 2021
Interviewer: Introduce yourself
Guy: I'm Jonathan
Interviewer: Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter
Guy: *pulls out a fucking revolver and shoots into interviewer's head *
Guy: I'm Jonathan
Interviewer: Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter
Guy: *pulls out a fucking revolver and shoots into interviewer's head *
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic June 16, 2021
A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin
by Nickk kkgkgkgkgkgk September 02, 2010
An actor that hosted the show Beyond Belief for several years before fading into obscurity. He had an impressive beard and a wide arsenal of puns. Jonathan Frakes' favorite food is beans.
by jfrakes_1952 October 10, 2009
The late, amazing writer of the musical RENT. He spent most of his life writing musicals and lived a very bohemian lifestyle. Many characters in RENT are based off of Jonathan and the people in his life. He suddenly and tragically died in his late twenties of an aortic aneurysm just before the opening night of RENT.
by kkoh April 15, 2006
Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, #19, reason why the Stanley Cup will be brought back to Chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one badass leader, all around great player, born April 29, 1988 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, played for the University of North Dakota, drafted by the Blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, SEXIEST guy in the Chi!
"Did you see that goal!? Did you see what he just did?! That was fucking insane!"
"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"
"He's my hero!"
"Yeah, I'd do him too."
"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"
"He's my hero!"
"Yeah, I'd do him too."
by silksunorbiter December 22, 2009
The best at eveything from sex to sport, is an alround a great person which women would love to be with as they are usally well hung and a god in bed. There best features are there eyes usually with long eye lash.
They are alround great person to love.
They are alround great person to love.
by jdadams92 February 08, 2011
He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-
ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-
ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 05, 2020