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by domainflipper February 11, 2024
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by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019
Get the Instagrammug. A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022
Get the Instagram guitaristmug. 
Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021
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