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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
mugGet the whack offmug.

Whack-a-Dale

A version of whack-a-mole played with snipers in the Gears of War series. (99% of the time) The sniper cannot hit the target because they are ducking up and down behind cover, casually moving from side to side. Person who uses Whack-A-Dale is usually a sniper, and can snipe heads off in a second.

Whack-a-Dale is usually played in sniper matches.
Now an online pandemic.
Original example:
Match between Jamison V Frost (Dale) and Rawdog9 (Eric)
Jamison V Frost was scared of losing to Rawdog9, and spams ducking behind cover.

Whack-a-Dale~

Rawdog: "Stop dodging like a pussy."
Jamison V Frost: "Nuuuuu D:"
Rawdog: "I'm gonna get youu."
*Snipe*
Jamison V Frost: "Bitch."
-Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh dah dah-
Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare.
by Jamison V Frost June 17, 2010
mugGet the Whack-a-Dalemug.

whack-volt

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.
Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.
by Gummer May 7, 2008
mugGet the whack-voltmug.

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
mugGet the Chode Whackmug.

gin whacking

To do pretty much nothing while at work. To be lazy and/or accomplish nothing throughout the work day.
Bob is worthless as hell. He is always gin whacking around.
by Word chaser August 23, 2009
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Heely-whacking

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.
Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.
by heelywhacker August 20, 2010
mugGet the Heely-whackingmug.

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.
My guy you’re a wacky whack nut
by TomNation999 November 13, 2018
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