A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.
When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
by SpinyDan August 16, 2023
Get the Thing numbermug. 
by lobstr123 October 25, 2017
Get the snapchat thingmug. There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.
by Nig- August 6, 2021
Get the There is no such thing as a coincidencemug. by johnnymoe February 21, 2014
Get the slow thingmug. Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
Get the Thing Blindnessmug. Whatever meal you order from Harvey’s, you can call it your “beautiful thing,” and everyone else will catch the reference.
Bullwinkle: Hey there... Just ordered my beautiful thing...
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!
by MrWhomstDVe March 19, 2020
Get the beautiful thingmug.