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Can I help you?

*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?
by bitstripslang May 28, 2015
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i owned you

1. An expression used to state you used to have a romantic relationship before, and now you don't.

2. A general expression when you lose a thing you owned, and then, when in the verge of confrontation, you say.
Richard: I owned you, Sallie Mae.
Sallie Mae: Well, it's too late now, Richard.

Man: Damn! I owned you, Nintendo!
by subtle September 22, 2005
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I hear you knocking

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.
by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020
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I love you

A lie that boys tell a girl when all they wanna do is hit and quit....
Dick: I love you Kayla
Kayla: I love you too
Bob: do u really love her?

Dick: nah I just wanna hiy
by LmaoooNicky March 7, 2017
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I hate you

Daniel Nguyen got hemorrhoids from his grandmother
“I hate you Daniel, I never knew you had STDs”- Peter Moore
by Raffish July 1, 2019
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I love you 3000

Truly the most heartfelt line in a scene ever.

****SPOILERS****

Tony's daughter claims she loves him 3000. It's an emotional line used in Endgame, Tony Stark says it back when he dies and creates a hologram of himself.
by twinkletoes109 April 30, 2019
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I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".
Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit
by Suedohnym December 26, 2010
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