Hurrivirgin

(n.): (1) One who as never been through a hurricane but is expecting to soon. (2) one who is in a hurry to loose their virginity.

(1) Holy shit that effing storm is heading right at us, I wish I wasn't a hurrivirgin.

(2) I'm going to college soon and want to go in with some experience, so I am a hurrivirgin.

by eeek_Earl_is_coming September 2, 2010

Hurricane Spocktrina

A hurricane of jizz that leaves the entire ground covered in a white film.

Hurricane Spocktrina left the ground covered in jizz so we decided to make jizz angels.

by Spock Boy October 13, 2010

Hurricane Barbeque

The unintentional barbeque that results from a hurricane, loss of power, and a freezer full of meat.

After hurricane Isaac, our neighborhood had a Hurricane Barbeque.

by LazyHitchhiker August 30, 2012

Hurricane Katrina Shoes

Shoes that look like they've gone through Hurricane Katrina. Really beat up shoes with holes in them.

I told her to throw out those raggedy Hurricane Katrina shoes but she refused because her dead mom gave them to her.

After wearing her Toms for three weeks straight, her shoes looked like Hurricane Katrina shoes.

by incarceratedcriminal May 12, 2013

Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

Hurricane Camille

A category V hurricane (Winds at least approx. 157 mph). It's winds topped at 175 mph and with a low pressure of 900 millibars, Camille was the strongest hurricane in the 1969 Atlantic hurricane season and the strongest hurricane ever to make landfall in the United States second to the 1935 Labor Day Hurricane. It made landfall in coastal Mississippi, where it flattened almost everything near the coast and weakened to a Tropical Storm until it crossed the atlantic coast near Norfolk.

How many people died from Hurricane Camille? 259 people

by ecl1pse April 19, 2018