Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

by Angelxa November 17, 2006

hump wedensday

they day of the week which in hormonal teenagers run up to thier friends from behind and dry hump them. It usually causes a high pitched scream of surprise or a rendevous later that evening.

"Lyk ohmygaw kelly it's hump wedensday watch yo azz"

by a - mac June 15, 2006

Hump

In England, people may say this when you are in a hotel. It means to carry.

Would you like me to hump your bags?

by Shalin February 4, 2007

bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

Humper

Humper is deragotory slang for a person seen as a square. Similar usage to looser, pud or wad. Ocasionally used in a more general greeting amongst friends, as with terms Dude or coach.

Check out the guy with the pink tie trying to impress the waitress, what a humper.

by :BEATNIK June 2, 2004

fuzz hump

like normal humping but when both partners involved happen to be females (anatomically at least).

a variation on this would be "scissors"

girl 1: i love you so much babe
girl 2: mmm you're so hot you little bitch slaps ass
girl 1: hey let's fuzz hump!
girl 2: hehe ok
(sound of girls fuzz-humping)

by Jonathan07 July 2, 2008

sloth hump

when you are sexing up your partner so slow they cant tell when you are done or if you have even started.

dude i just walked in on my grandparents sloth humping.

by pansweaters February 5, 2010