Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

Hillbilly 3 Way

The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.

Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"

Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!

by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023

Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

Hot Dog Hillbilly Water

Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.

You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say

“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”

Example 2:

She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.

by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024

Hot Dog Hillbilly Water

Hot dog hillbilly water is simply really. It simply means that FUNK. THAT STANK. whether it be attitude or an actual displeasing smell. (Search up word : horrendous for an example of how smelly). Hot Dog Hillbilly Water is a term for the people. In any capacity you use it, you’re gonna love it.

You’re at work: a customer is being rude from across the counter. As the customer walks away, you walk up to a coworker and say

“I know that girls not talking to me with that loud hot dog water hillbilly mouth”

Example 2:

She looks like she drinks / bathes in hot dog hillbilly water.

by Hot Dog Hillbilly Water January 27, 2024