purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

helmet pelmet

fore-skin

i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.

by The love bandit November 4, 2003

Helmet Hero

A fuckin retard

that kid is a fuckin helmet hero

by bushmonkeys January 17, 2010

Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015

Hair Helmet

A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.

Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?

Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!

by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009