You: "Hey bro say Yurk, Hawk, but like fast."
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 4, 2021
Get the Yurk Hawkmug. Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
by Linnetfan November 4, 2011
Get the Stephen Hawkingmug. Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009
Get the Muff Hawkmug. To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.
by Joshua Cooney November 2, 2008
Get the Like a Hawkmug. by Damarcus March 20, 2005
Get the poon hawkmug. by Ski Thomas January 29, 2018
Get the Ball Hawkmug. The act of during sexual intercourse the male will use a surrounding wall and wall jump off the wall into the females vagina
by salmon swag June 30, 2015
Get the the tony hawkmug.